So the psych department at UT Austin has a Limerick Committee, which writes limericks to introduce guest speakers… they are so fucking funny. I want this one tattooed on my body:
For the introduction of Elizabeth Loftus in 2010
If you wake up one morning believing
You were kidnapped by elves one fine evening.
Beth Loftus is guessing
You weren’t repressing.
Your mem’ry’s the one that’s deceiving.
But how am I supposed to focus on classes after learning the new trader joe’s opened last week?
I need $3 wine as a study aid