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College undergrad (senior) studying psychology and other things / nerding over photography and other things / keeping many interests and unnatural persistence -

I post personal ramblings / things that appeal to my sense of humor / things that excite me / things that upset me
The other day I was wondering how I would describe you to the police if you went missing… I wouldn’t even know how to describe you! The police would look for someone who’s 5’8” with brown hair and big birthing hips.
My roommate shelbosaurus-rex everyone

rilo-cryley:

SHE MADE A BOAT OUT OF HER VAGINA

sannerz93

(via edited-justice)

dumb-science-jokes:

I gently take your hand in mine as the sun sets over the ocean and as the wind ruffles your hair. We lock eyes and lean in. I whisper what you’ve always wanted to hear
“The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

(via handbaskethell)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via moonlightandmoss)

saberspinner:

casualdorkpatrol:

Ah yes the halloween decorations are up

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perfect

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Halloween in florida

(via moonlightandmoss)

I had a fucking fantastic evening

That is all 😁

chromatisms:

my birthday cake

(via heart--shaped--box)

zenonzequel:

ALRIIIIIIGHT

(via homelife-is-a-drag)

Classic

(via moonlightandmoss)

(via awildwest)

kanisxlupus:

60 Day Song Challenge

Day 8: A song that helps you sleep

I’ve been around long enough now
to know that the good things never last
they never last

(via averagesizedhands)

"I just want to kiss ice cream on the lips. That’s my TRUE sexual orientation."

I am funny god damnit

haydenboss:

You don’t have to like him but I don’t get how people hate Derrick

HE HAS A PUG